Really? REALLY?

What was up with today.

1. Woke up sad and grumpy
2. Bad attitude at work
3. Got pulled over
4. Stabbed in neck by kid playing with dowels
5. Suicidal bird runs in front of my car and got run over
6. Saw 3 more roadkills to haunt me
7. Majorly dented license plate from suicidal now dead bird
8. No samples for me at Costco
9. Sat on bench with a nice big giant puddle big enough for my bum
10. Had dinner feeling like I pee'd my pants and smelled like pool pee

really...? Really?

I need a do over for Bad Tuesday. A friends says it'll come... through Better Day Wednesday. She gets points for being optimistic.

And really? You're stuck in my head, really? Well at least its prophetic, Travie McCoy -

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire

Love + Peace -ll